if you’re about to die, might as well try.
he puts his hands up like he’s pleading and catches the guy completely off guard. i mean. he’s got a gun. guy’s on his knees. he feels totally safe and in control of the situation. then the guys hands are right next to the gun and he surprises him and immediately tilts the weapon up and away from him and yanks the arm down while thrusting his legs forward to kneecap the guy and manages to wrench the gun away
so shit now the second guy is on the ground with probably a broken knee and no gun and the first guy has the weapon and is fucking free and clear remember this me you need to remember this
I had a dream where every person, at exactly midnight on new years following their 22nd birthday, they possessed the body of their soulmate and people ran around trying to figure out who they were so that they could find eachother, and they left notes for the body’s owner to find with their address. And there were some language gaps so people had to translate it and travel to different countries carrying the notes they were left, and it was great
write a book right now
*and I can sit on a computer for HOURS with no problem..
me at a job interview
Jon Stewart vs. People Who Don’t Understand How Birth Control works
There will never come a day where I will not reblog this.
THIS IS THE BEST GIFSET I’VE EVER SEEN
THE FUCK IS YOU?? i died.
Oh my ever loving Christ, watch the video.
its come to the point where the word “mockingbird” is so weird like what no you mean mockingjay what is a mockingbird
Adults are terribly confused, messed up people. That’s because they forget , really, that they don’t have to pretend all the time.
I think about this a lot…
Snoop Dogg is going to tell us the meaning of Christmas.
Twas the nizzle before Christmizzle, and all through the hizzle…
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mizzle.
All were awaiting Sizzle Clause and his bag
To bring the good homies and bitches their swag
i dont even know why i bother developing crushes if all im going to do is stare at you from a distance everyday until I mentally decide to break up with you
"I’ve really gotten into it. It’s not about working anymore, its about doing work I can be proud of. I want to do movies that I want to see. It’s as simple as that."